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Wednesday, January 15, 2014

I'm A Good Guy



There was a man who was born before his father killed his mother and married his sister. Yet there was nothing wrong with what he had done. Why?



Some Trust



What is it that you ought to keep after you have given it to someone else?



Not A Raincoat



What kind of coat can be put on only when wet?



Who Needs A Calculator!



If life gets tough, what do you have that you can always count on?



Stop Complaining



Walk on the living, they don't even mumble. Walk on the dead, they mutter and grumble. What are they?



The Rain



What goes up when the rain comes down?



Outside the Battlefield



Dead on the field lie ten soldiers in white, felled by three eyes black as night. What happened?



Start Walking



What kind of running means walking?



Just Like You



What's as big as you are yet doesn't weigh an ounce?



Cowboy Riddle



How could a cowboy ride into town on Friday, stay two days, and ride out on Friday?



Don't Think Too Hard



If you drop a yellow hat in the Red Sea, what do you get?



Our Jobs



What's the difference between a jeweler and a jailer?



Spot was here…



If a fire hydrant has H2O inside, what does it have on the outside?



Make up your Mind



Whoever makes it tells it not. Whoever takes it knows it not. And whoever knows it wants it not.



Monday, January 13, 2014

NBA Players



In the NBA, how many men are on the basketball court for each team?



Romeo and Juliet



Romeo and Juliet are found dead on the floor in a bedroom. When they were discovered, there were pieces of glass and some water on the floor. The only furniture in the room is a shelf and a bed. The house in is a remote location away from everything except for the nearby railway track. What caused the death of Romeo and Juliet?



I am Brittle



No sooner spoken than broken. What is it?